Chronicle AM: Northeastern Governors Meet on Pot, SC Judge Throws Out Civil Asset Forfeiture, More… (10/17/19)
Q. Did y’all register for your Greasy Cheeseburger Permit ?
Q. Is Gasoline still LEGAL in Ohio ?
Q. Does anyone still believe you represent the best interests of ANYONE ?
Q. Did you call for backup when you spotted a DANGEROUS LOOKING GREEN PLANT ON UNCLE SAM’S FARM ?
Q. If we RENOUNCE our US CITIZENSHIP and move to NORTH KOREA will it improve our health and peace of mind ?
Q. Do you think Mother NATURE will survive if all you SMART LEGAL GUYS disafuckingpear tomorrow ?
Q. IF looking at your definitions of what should and shouldn’t be LEGAL makes us sick can we sue you for harming our American Sensiblilities ?
Q. Is it still LEGAL to roll y’all up and smoke you when you die ?
Q. What would American’s possibly do without all of YOUR definitions ?
Q. Did you remember to classify all the other potentially HARMFUL GREEN PLANTS on your way to heaven ?
Q. Will your feelings be hurt if we stop calling y’all GOVERNORS and start calling you criminals, cowards and blackmailed big pharma paid to play schedule 1 idiots ?
Q. CAN WE SUE YOU FOR INCOMPETENCE IF YOU forget to chisel our INSULTS and QUESTIONS in your HISTORICAL BOOK OF RIGHT AND WRONG ?
THANKS GOVERNORS ! WE COULDN’T HAVE ANSWERED THOSE QUESTIONS WITHOUT YOUR EXPERT ASSISTANCE !
SHE’S SOOOOOOOOOOO HIGH !