At least five governors have marijuana on their minds this week !

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Chronicle AM: Northeastern Governors Meet on Pot, SC Judge Throws Out Civil Asset Forfeiture, More… (10/17/19)

Q. Did y’all register for your Greasy Cheeseburger Permit ?

Q. Is Gasoline still LEGAL in Ohio ?

Q. Does anyone still believe you represent the best interests of ANYONE ?

Q. Did you call for backup when you spotted a DANGEROUS LOOKING GREEN PLANT ON UNCLE SAM’S FARM ?

Q. If we RENOUNCE our US CITIZENSHIP and move to NORTH KOREA will it improve our health and peace of mind ?

Q. Do you think Mother NATURE will survive if all you SMART LEGAL GUYS disafuckingpear tomorrow ?

Q. IF looking at your definitions of what should and shouldn’t be LEGAL makes us sick can we sue you for harming our American Sensiblilities ?

Q. Is it still LEGAL to roll y’all up and smoke you when you die ?

Q. What would American’s possibly do without all of YOUR definitions ?

Q. Did you remember to classify all the other potentially HARMFUL GREEN PLANTS on your way to heaven ?

Q. Will your feelings be hurt if we stop calling y’all GOVERNORS and start calling you criminals, cowards and blackmailed big pharma paid to play schedule 1 idiots ?

Q. CAN WE SUE YOU FOR INCOMPETENCE IF YOU forget to chisel our INSULTS and QUESTIONS in your HISTORICAL BOOK OF RIGHT AND WRONG ?

THANKS GOVERNORS ! WE COULDN’T HAVE ANSWERED THOSE QUESTIONS WITHOUT YOUR EXPERT ASSISTANCE !

SHE’S SOOOOOOOOOOO HIGH !