WARNING: ‘Everything’ Causes Cancer ! Including, but not limited to, CHEESE & RED MEAT !

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The Following Headline Is Real.

“12,000 Doctors Urge The FDA To Put Cancer Warnings On Cheese And Red Meat.”

The Last Sentence In The Article Seems Plausible.

“This is one of multiple examples off mass perception manipulation.” 

(photograph of a fast food burger with a warning sign goes here)




WARNING ! ACCORDING TO THE LATEST FINDINGS BY EXPERTS IN 5 MAJOR COUNTRIES WITH CENTRAL BANKS AND CONTROLERS OF YOUR ‘REGION’ ON THE SURFACE OF THIS ‘OVERCROWED PLANE T’

red meat is dangerous to your health because we said so , never mind the last 6,000 years of eating habbits on planet earth.

… eating meat may cause cancer. must show id. 18 years or older.

we love you.

we’re selling all this dangerous beef to other countries at discount rates so we can import more healthy non GMO vegetables for your new and improved reality !

thanks for giving us an inch of your trust in our expert authority backed up by big fines and / or prison. we intend to turn that inch of trust you have granted us into a few miles and run with it !

Any ‘citizen’ caught breaking the new beef regulations can and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the laws we make up whenever we feel like it !

IF you would like to dispute this new rearrangement of bullshit, please complain to the UNITED NATIONS.

if you need help with a meat addiction please consult ‘your’ addiction expert

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have a nice day, as always …. )