2 billion ‘folks’ can’t be wrong — Baby Please Don’t …

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Of course you can TRUST leaving all of YOUR ‘personal belongings’ in The Fakebook ‘club house’ — on the big FAKEBOOK FARM — of course you’ll be able to afford the user fees using their FAKEBOOK COIN ! no problem ! just browse for 2 hours a day and the monthly membership will be waived ! You don’t need a domain name of your own — LOOK — you already have a space FREE SPACE HERE … 

2 billion ‘folks’ can’t be wrong ! Baby Please Don’t Delete Your Account !




2 billion ‘folks’ can’t be wrong !

“Exiting user will lose
all current account content,
including all of their fake friends,
free games, instant messages, photos, videos,
chat rooms, emails, links, posts, ratings,
coupons, prizes, discounts, awards, freebies
use of crypto wallet, social ratings and
their daily chance to win one of our
great discounted vactaion packages
to Dizzland etc.”

Remember the internet that promised
to make life so much easier 20 years ago ?

the one that respected freedom of speech

who threw that concept out the window

in the name of progress ?

what set of conditions made it possible ?


Who are the new Alternative Screamcasters competing with
on the ‘free and open world wide internet’ in 2019 ?


surely it couldn’t be the same FAT CATS that  control cable TV
and THE FAKE NEWS – and …. and…. wait …

YES !

IT’S THE SAME FAT CATS !

AMAZING FAT CATS !

AMAZING PROGRESS !

AMAZING GAMES !

AMAZING BACKDOOR KEYS !


THIS AMAZING PROGRESS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE
IF EVERYONE USING THE INTERNET WOULD HAVE TAKEN A
WEEK OR TWO TO MAKE THEIR OWN WEBSITE !


THE SOUND OF CHATTER A DECADE AGO …

WE DON’T MIND USING GLOBAL CORPORATION CODES WE DON’T UNDERSTAND !


OF COURSE WE TRUST THE HONEST LOOKING SMART GUY IN THE
DOWN TO EARTH HOODIE MAKING ALL THE RULES !
HE’S KEEPING ALL OF OUR PRIVATE INFORMATION SAFE
IN HIS BIG ORWELLIAN CLUBHOUSE FOR FREE !


WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG !

THIS FREE WEBSITE EVEN SAVES OUR PASSWORDS FOR US !


JUST PRESS A BUTTON FOR AUTO FILL !


LOOK HOW MANY FREEDOM LOVIN’ FOLKS FOLLOW ‘ME’


THE LAST TIME OUR NUMBERS AND PASSWORDS GOT HACKED
THEY SENT US A FREE PATCH ! THEY’RE SO NICE !


WE LOVE THEIR FREE PATCHES !


WE ARE FREEDOM LOVIN’ LAZY FOLKS
AND WE LOVE FREE THINGS’

WE LOVE THE EZ FREE PRIVACY OPTIONS !
ONLY THE ‘PROTECTORS WE NEVER MET’ HAVE ACCESS TO OUR
PRIVATE THINGY DINGY’S !


THE APP AD SURE LOOKS GOOD NEXT TO MY HAPPY FACE


AND IT COMES WITH A 30 FREE TRIAL !


— > THE INTERNET IS UPSIDE DOWN … BECAUSE ?

FREEDOM LOVIN’ FOLKS are too lazy to make
their own websites …


FREEDOM LOVIN’ FOLKS prefer using one of the big 3 easy ones !

CREATED BY ….

(THE SAME FAT CATS THAT CONTROL – – – TAXES, WARS, BIG PHARMA, COMMON CORE, NWO PETRI DISH EXPERIMENTS, FAKE RELIGION, FAKE NEWS, FAKE FOOD, FAKE GOVERMENT, POLITICALLY CORRECT PRONOUNS …

AND EVERYTHING ELSE WE LOVE TO HATE !

YEP. THERE THEY ARE !

HAVING TOO MUCH FUN TO WORRY ABOUT WHO’S WHO

TOO ADDICTED TO THEIR CLUBHOUSE TO BUILD YOUR OWN

TOO WORRIED ABOUT GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN
AND LOSING ALL YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWERS

NOTHING TO HIDE

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT ….

ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY OF FRIENDS

SHARING THE SAME DOMAIN NAME

WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG ?
—————————————————————–
IT MAY NOT BE LONG BEFORE
THE LONG AWAITED CYBER SAVIOR
APPEARS ON THE CLOUD
EVERY SHEEP SHARES !

DON’T CHANGE THE CHANNEL
OUR YOU MIGHT MISS THE ARRIVAL !


IT’S EASY TO SPOT THE WICKED ONE’S !
THE ONE’S WHO TRIED TO CRACK THE CODE !

THE SAME ONE’S WHO ADDED SARCASTIC AUDIO OVERLAY’S ON TOP OF OUR SIMPLE,NORMAL,CHATTERING MEMBERS !

THE WICKED ONE’S WHO REFUSED TO KEEP
THEIR WALLETS IN OUR CLUBHOUSE

THEY SAME ONE’S WHO WERE SO ARROGANT AND PARANOID
THEY BUCKED OUR PERFECT SYSTEM
AND CREATED THEIR OWN WEBSITES !


WE CAN’T ALLOW THAT SIMPLE KNOWLEDGE
TO GET OUT OF THE BAG !


There can only be one !


fake firewalls and anti-virus updates …

e-n-a-b-l-e-d ! check !

bitcoin miner app based on faith …

e-n-a-b-l-e-d ! check !

50 ways to leave your lover remix …

d-e-l-e-t-e-d ! check !

future sketchpad options and infinite morph codes …

d-e-l-e-t-e-d ! check !

news feeds not provided by our fake news experts …

i-n-v-i-s-b-l-e ! check !



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memorize this ! do not waste your brain power trying to out analyze the experts who penned it !

anyone who takes the time to read the fine print
and refuses to submit and silently consent to
the new and improved terms of harvest …

advise member accordingly:

“Exiting user will lose
all current account content,
including all of their fake friends,
free games, instant messages, photos, videos,
chat rooms, emails, links, posts, ratings,
coupons, prizes, discounts, awards, freebies
use of crypto wallet, social ratings and
their daily chance to win one of our
great discounted vactaion packages
to Dizzland etc.”



“If aforementioned reminder fails
to change member’s current state of mind
advise member they have 30 free days to
change their attitude & decision under current
rule of law as stipulated
in the fine print.”



Convince them that registering a Domain Name is a waste of time & BEG THEM NOT TO GO LIKE YOU MEAN IT .