You may say I’m sarcastic … but, I’m not the only one

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I hope someday you’ll figure IT out …

Figure out Why ALL the trains in your MOVIES are soooooo fast and skinny ….

In a ‘no compete realm’ filled with corporations – financed by the Bank of Jesus …

I hope someday you’ll figure IT out …

WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB ON THE TOP FLOOR ! WHERE NOTHING IS REAL AND EVERYONE’S BORED …. C’MON … MAKE YOUR GRANDMA PROUD !

WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE GOING UP AND DOWN FAST SKINNY ELEVATORS!

AND THE DRY CLEANER IS ONLY 10 MINUTES AWAY ON THE FAST SKINNY AFTERNOON (SARDINE EXPRESS) ROUTE

You Look like a cartoon paper billionaire ! Would you like to play the part of a REAL ONE … The world NEEDS more FAKE BILLIONAIRES to keep the ‘folks’ DREAMING …

Just read the Q cards … no reason to change the simple look on your face ! It’s PERFECT !

JUST SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE … and the job is YOURS !

Welcome to The United States of America ! Bring us your what ?

Welcome to the united StAYtz of OmARRy KA KA KA

wait … it’s the USA … NO … NOT THIS YEAR … IT’S THE US … DON’T FORGET TO PUT A PERIOD AFTER THE U AND S .. U.S.

PERFECT … Remember .. it’s not called the AMERICAN VIRGIN islands anymore … it’s the U.S. Virgin Islands

NO ! It’s not REALLY a country …

And it’s not called Astana anymore … They changed the name of that NEW WORLD capital in MARCH !

Nur-Sultan – Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astana

Nur-Sultan , previously named Astana (Kazakh: Astana, Russian: Астана) from 1998 until March 2019, is the capital city of Kazakhstan. In March 2019, it was renamed to Nur-Sultan

REMEMBER A FEW YEARS AGO … ‘ASTANA’ was being touted as the NEW GLOBAL CAPITAL … (hey, maybe if we change the name every year they won’t remember)

No, you don’t have to march .

JUST REMEMBER MARCH still comes after FEBRUARY …

YOU’LL BE THE PERFECT NEW BILLIONAIRE ! Look ! All these papers in the LAND OF ANYTHING GOES informs all the folks who like to study history of how you went from ZERO to 100 billion … in less than 20 years ….


99 MORE REASONS

FOR BEING SARCASTIC WILL NOT BE LISTED HERE ...

BECAUSE … FOLKS CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE OR MAYBE TWO THOUGHTS AT A TIME … IN THE 3rd DIMENSION … WITH 5 SENSES … and a white picket fence to paint !

And a FAST SKINNY TRAIN to ‘catch’

The blue prints for the worlds first 100 foot wide train, coast to coast … and another one from NY to the Gulf Coast … will not be found online or offline on your 5 eyes internet …

so, don’t bother searching for it !

you’ll need a sattelite that can read good old fashioned number 2 pencil lead on rag bond notebook paper …

and by the time you’re done inventing that … the wide train will already be putting your fast skinny slave trains to rest ….

No videos or information for 100 foot wide trains currently exist on YouTube or … we’d be happy to put one hear . and here . and CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW … Mr. PIPELINE !