When did a simple glass of wine get twisted into ‘the blood’ of a messiah ?

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It’s a question. Not an answer …

The Biblical Jesus turned water into wine … his FIRST PUBLIC miracle …

When he said drink this WINE and remember me at the LAST SUPPER

it’s more logical to assume he was imparting something in a parable that meant WINE …

everytime you drink this wine … remember me ! none of y’all would have taken the time of day to listen to any of my tips on how to live if i hadn’t gotten y’all drunk with a miracle in the first place … REMEMBER … HOW I TURNED THAT WATER INTO WINE … SURE YOU DO ….

REMEMBER HOW YOU FEEL HAPPY AND FULL OF LOVE AND WISDOM AFTER YOU DRINK A FEW GLASSES OF REAL WINE ! = THAT’S HOW I FEEL WHEN I’M SOBER … IT’S HOW YOU WILL FEEL NATURALLY AFTER YOU ARE ENGLIGHTENED ! YOU WON’T NEED ANY WINE … YOU WON’T NEED ANYTHING …

AND, HE WAS TELLING THEM … HIS ‘BLOOD’ WAS ALWAYS A BIT DRUNK AND TIPSY AND FULL OF LOVE AND FORGIVENESS …

AND WHEN YOU DRINK THE WINE … REMEMBER ME …

SIMPLE.

TODAY … AFTER YOUR GRANDMA SMOKES MARIJUANA FOR THE FIRST TIME … AND YOU SAY … REMEMBER ME GRANDMA …

EVERY TIME YOU RELAX WITH A JOINT

THIS IS THE SAME THC THAT’S IN MY LUNGS AND MAKES ME A HAPPY BOY !

YES, IT’S MORE THAN LIKELY THE ENTIRE COMMUNION THINGY DINGY OF THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH … ONE OF THE CENTRAL PILLARS … WAS TWISTED BY WHOEVER THE TRICKSTERS WERE THAT ‘TOOK OVER’ THE CHURCH TO KEEP THE SLAVES DUMB AND STUPID …

And y’all think the Biblical Jesus told you to drink his blood … instead of just giving a parable of a thought to his buddies before he left …

Remember me everytime you drink a little wine …

it was that simple …

The same Jesus wouldn’t tell anyone to drink his blood symbolically

Not after he did away with blood sacrifices on pagan altars ….

but, don’t tell your local corporation preacher that until you get him really high and drunk …. or he won’t understand you.

 

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