How Do You Know If It’s Half Full ?

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who will think what
after reading this
how many ways will they find
to swing before they miss

don’t want to be no hammer
don’t want to be no nail

don’t want to walk down your street
don’t want to milk your cows

don’t want to review another stupid cliche
in your binary cliche graveyard

don’t want to drink your blood again
don’t want to be your vampire

but, i might be
if you say so
on another timeline
advertising yay yo’s

never mind the mind of god
never mind the mind of god
never mind the mind of god
she’s not in the mood for your bullshit bob

she laughs just like you
when i press her release valve

she laughs just like you
when she gets paid to smile

she don’t want to be no captain
she don’t want to be no star
she don’t want to be the one you blame
for breaking their greedy hearts

but, i might be
if you say so
on your way from b to a
play dough

there must be a reason for
the infinite ways
a girl like you can
reverse it and curse it

on the way through an infinite
number of a’s and b’s
never mind the d’s and c’s

sure smell good after you cry
sure look good in the rain
sure sound better when you’re
not trying to impersonate me

i was not trying to be nice
i was not waiting for
your astrotheological guru
to bless my fermented rice

i was not trying to
to forgive you
i was not trying to
out live you

never mind the mind of god
never mind the mind of god
never mind the mind of god
why do you still call me bob …

who called me a fake jot 

what happened to the other half

where did it go, you stupid bot

how do you know if it’s half full