Real Jots … or not …

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maybe i should say
something nice
about the way you looked
at me last night

but i’m keeping that look to myself
on top of the priceless moment shelf

well ..

maybe i should
say something else



LAZY BACK SCRATCHERS
ON IMAGINARY SHIPS

CHANGE YOUR NAME TO CRACKER
AND BUY YOUR OWN HITS

RETURN THEM TO A SENDER
WITHOUT A ZIP CODE

IT’S A GREY SPOT ON A G MAP
AND THERE’S NOBODY HOME

YOU GOT THE ZOMBIE’S DANCING
WITH FREE POWER AND PHONES

THEY’RE CRUNCHIN’ FUNNY NUMBERS
THEY’RE TRADING HOLY BONES

THEY’RE STEALING ALL THE ART
AND THEY’RE TAGGING EVERY STONE

IS THE EARLY BIRD STILL SPECIAL
ON YOUR PAYDAY LOANS

HAVE YOU MAPPED EVERY INCH OF GAIA
WITH YOUR HIGH FLYING DRONES

WILL THIS PASS FOR CONTENT
‘CAUSE YOU SAID SO

CAN YOU STILL BEND OVER
AND TOUCH YOUR BIG TOES

IS GOD STILL A NETWORK
IS MARY STILL A COOK

DID THE KING OF ADVERBS
PLUG YOUR NEW STORY BOOK

SHOULD THE BIG HAPPY FAMILY
HAVE A HAPPY LOOK

WHO CHANGED THE DEFINITION
OF LIARS AND CROOKS

LAZY BACK SCRATCHERS
ON IMAGINARY SHIPS

CHANGE YOUR NAME TO CRACKER
AND BUY YOUR OWN HITS …

YOU’VE MAPPED EVERY INCH OF GAIA
WITH YOUR HIGH FLYING DRONES

WILL THIS PASS FOR CONTENT
‘CAUSE YOU SAID SO


… of course ‘they’ want you to keep all of your VALUABLE DOMAIN REGISTRATION info private ! It’s much harder to steal a gold plated ‘IN YOUR FACE’ public middle finger … BING SEARCH


Jesus was a Gypsie

(i guess ya’ had ta’ be there…)

jesus was a gypsie
leonard was a bum
cia gas lighter
suckin’ on your thumb

fuck all of your jokers
we’re not playin’ poker
fuck all of your actors
all of your movies suck


in the beg
on your own

mother threw
her child a bone

every homeless king
needs his own tent

every homeless queen
needs her own space

all y’all are
standin’ gaurd

someone took your
playin’ cards

you’re so independent now
with your head up in the clouds

wash your hat in the river
jump another train for dinner

everyone knows
you’re the winnner

this rabbit hole leads
to outter space

follow the bike trail
to the grocery store

charge your smart phone
at the laundry mat

you’re so independent now
what will you name

your new camp ground


who will think what
after reading this
how many ways will they find
to swing before they miss
don’t want to be no hammer
don’t want to be no nail
don’t want to walk down your street
don’t want to milk your cows
don’t want to review another stupid cliche
in your binary cliche graveyard
don’t want to drink your blood again
don’t want to be your vampire
but, i might be
if you say so
on another timeline
advertising yay yo’s
never mind the mind of god
never mind the mind of god
never mind the mind of god
she’s not in the mood for your bullshit bob
she laughs just like you
when i press her release valve
she laughs just like you
when she gets paid to smile
she don’t want to be no captain
she don’t want to be no star
she don’t want to be the one you blame
for breaking their greedy hearts
but, i might be
if you say so
on your way from b to a
play dough
there must be a reason for
the infinite ways
a girl like you can
reverse it and curse it
on the way through an infinite
number of a’s and b’s
never mind the d’s and c’s
sure smell good after you cry
sure look good in the rain

sure sound better when you’re
not trying to impersonate me
i was not trying to be nice
i was not waiting for
your astrotheological guru
to bless my fermented rice
i was not trying to
to forgive you
i was not trying to
out live you
never mind the mind of god
never mind the mind of god
never mind the mind of god
why do you still call me bob …
who called me a fake jot
what happened to the other half
where did it go, you stupid bot
how do you know if it’s half full

 


IF YOU WANT TO FINISH THIS DORIS
MOVE TA’ HELSKINKI
AND REPEAT THE CHORUS
IN PALO VARK INOCK EEEE

DON’T FORGET THE CYMBALS
DON’T FORGET THE BEER

COLD SUNNY DAYS
NORTH OF HERE

FINISH THIS DOOBIE
BREAK THE ICE

YOU GOT ME THINKING
AND IT’S ONLY RIGHT

TO ADMIT YOUR TRESSPASSIN
LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT

TRYIN TA’ STEAL
the production rights
peachy beachy peeky
it’s not your pipe

nobody gives a shit
if you’re black or white

she looks better than you
she’s outta’ sight

dancing in my movie
confusing all the smart spies
in the middle of the riddle
got ya’ high as a kite

6,000 lakes
that start with a b
another dumb american
lost at sea

Gin and tomato juice
hold the spice
You sure fried the bacon
You sure told ’em why

…..


unlimited possibilities
require unlimited choices


how many of these rubber swords
does it take to screw a lightbulb in

how many of these trojan horses
speak English

who cares …

on the first day of basic training
my training instructor gave to me

one yellow pencil
and book named A B C

it wasn’t long before i could spell
my 3 names perfectly

there was a dog named Spot
and a boy named Tom

a mouse named Jerry

an eraser.

carry on.

where did all of these

toy soldiers come from.
i must’ve saved jesus

before he saved me
tell your cats to stop getting

stuck up in my trees
do you not remember

how to think before

you speak
what color is the spin

on all the 8 balls

Inn Ham Stir Dam
Fee Five Foe From Where

stupid English Realmish

MR. ‘halfish man

from the toy soldier clan.


Jesus asked you to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down … he’s not in the mood for any big crowds … but you went and told everyone in town … you know where the man with the cure can be found …

Let me get keep this simple … oh, and you might want to give simple a try one of these days when you’re tired of complicating things.

The current wars are based on the same premises as all the ancient wars .

ONE group thinks they’re FUCKED if they don’t follow that JEALOUS GOD …

THE OTHER group thinks they’re FUCKED if they do follow that JEALOUS GOD …

and everybody else is just LUKE WARM ! and they write songs like this !


BLESS THIS MESS = ‘b’ less (less is more) ?

up is down. right is wrong. under is over. etc.

whoever these ancient wordsmiths were sure put their mark on the English Language … and then … of all things they added cliche’s … like …

let your yay yay’s be yay yay’s and your nay nay’s be nay nay’s while we sacrifice our children to that big smart god … so he’ll be happy … and bless us ! ya’ think ! yes. they really did ‘think that’ and OH, that’s right … they still dooooo !

Just a minute. M 1 N U T E.

I’m playing Dice with the God of Questions

For an ounce of weed and a local confession

Q. So, if YOU love ‘this world’ you ain’t gonna make it to the highest ‘heaven’

GOQ . That’s right .

Q. Let me see if i got this right. The God who MADE that ‘rule’ must be a hypocrite because ….

GOQ. Because HE gave his ONLY bee gothic son AWAY . Didn’t bother trading him or sellin’ him… he just GAVE him …

Q. Who Did he GIVE him to ?

GOQ. Some folks say he gave him to a gang stalker on 4th street … but that can’t be proven.

Q. There was NO compensation ?

GOQ. It’s not exactly that simple in the equation.

Whoever BELIEVES in HIM won’t perish like a banana … but will have ETERNAL ‘LIFE’

Q. And this same God promised to NEVER TO LOSE HIS TEMPER and flood the world again.

GOQ. That’s correct. But, HIS WIFE … never promised not ta’ spray y’all like bugs …


I love your daughter just a little bit more than the god who told me not to.

I’d love to tell you why but you’re too hung up on everything they taught you.

I never called you lukewarm … I was talking about your brother

Please don’t confuse my pronouns with your proper father’s and mothers


IF YOU TRADE EVERYTHING YOU WANT
FOR EVERYTHING YOU NEED

(IF YOU TRADE ALL THE FAIRY TALES
FOR A PETRIFIED CORNER STONE)

EVERYTHING YOU NEED
DOESN’T INCLUDE ME

(UNLESS YOU WANT TO TURN
MY BATTERIES INTO BONES)

EVERYTHING I WANTED
WILL NEVER MAKE YOU SEE

(THE INTEREST ON A LOAN
ALONE, APPLE PIES AND MAGIC PHONES)

BINARY OPTIONS LIKE THAT
WILL NEVER SET YOU FREE

—————————-

IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE
THAT WHICH IS AND ISN’T YOURS

EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST A GAME
TO KEEP YOU FROM BEING BORED

EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST A STAGE
TO ENTERTAIN YOUR GREEDY LORD

—————————-

YESTERDAY I CREATED YOU
I SPRINKLED LIFE INTO YOUR HEART

JUST TO SEE HOW YOU’D LOOK
IN THIS NEW FORM OF ART

———————————

JUST TO SEE IF YOU COULD SING
THE NEED ME WANT ME PARTS

WITH A SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT
ON THE WAY TO SPARKY PARK

—————————–

REINVENT A TIMELINE
FORGET ABOUT YOUR LOSS

CHEW THESE LYRICS UP AND
SPIT THEM OUT A CROSS

TELL YOUR BORING BOSSY BOSS
TO FIND ANOTHER FOOL

TO CONNECT HIS STUPID DOTS.
AND PROGRAM HIS MATRIX BOTS

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‘PEAT AFTA’ ME

EGYPTIAN CAT PISS
TURNED DA’ RAIN FOREST
INTO A SANDY HOOKER :::

‘PEAT AFTA’ ME

YOU SAY JAH PAN – I SAY JAH PAIN’
FUCK YOUR FAST SKINNY TRAINS

I AIN’T IN ANY HURRY : : :

I HAD A DREAM AND IN MY DREAM
YOU IMPORTED EGYPIAN CAT SAID

WE HAD A GOOD REASON
FOR WHAT WE DID:::



“all the bridges are burning that we might have crossed, and i feel so close to everything that we lost, we’ll never have to lose it again …” – Leonard Cohen said that …


first thought :

all the scroll bars that disafuckingpear when your mouse freezes online will never have to disafuckingpear again … and all the simple ideas that may haven been, were ruined by assholes and barbarians … ho hum …

thank zippy dew we had an excuse to delete 241 nation links … it may take a year to find a place where we can create that website …

241 tits for every tat theory ..

one of these days, i’ll delete you, too.

after they melt your nuts and bolts and nails and screws …

(after i post my social security number publicly

it will make your scam job that much easier)

  • don’t forget to learn Russian and Chinese

so they will believe it’s really you

pretending to be meeeeeeeee

#bet


i saw Leonard last night

in a poetry asylum dream

we couldn’t tell if your cat

was the king or the queen

of the jungle you created

with your bullshit and schemes


She swore she’d blow the whistle

on the scumbags in your fairy tale

She swore she’d live to see you

Rot in hell

And everybody cheered

when she rang your bell


This is not your scratchpad

and this is not your home

This is not your meat

and these are not your bones

Tell someone who cares

you retarded clone