TIP Z TIP ? BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND ?

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You didn’t create that popular demand all by yourelf, did you Mr. Tippsy ?

No. but, we turned our bing search bar into a scratch pad

For future service charge investigtors ?

Never mind the blackmailed investigators ! They are not part of the real equation.

Really ?

You must realize there is a service charge on all of your Reallies … and i sure wouldn’t want to see you go broke before you pay for the next round of Manhattan Ice Teas and Lamb Chops …

Tip Z Tip doesn’t like repeating things … so pay attention … he’s only going to type this once !

There are at least 1008 names of that one Indian Big God …

There are an ‘infinite’ number of ways your ABOVE THE LAW criminal cabal can HIDE A SERVICE FEE …

REMEMBER THAT FREEEEEEEEE OBOMBYA’ PHONE …

HA HA HA !

1008 NAMES OF KALI ?

A HIDDEN SERVICE CHARGE FOR EVERY SEARCH ?

SHE HIDES THE SERVICE CHARGES FOR YOUR SEARCHES , GET’S PAID TO SING IN YOUR CHURCHES , SHE’S THEIR FAVORITE DUMBSHINE GIRL – Bing
SHE SHOT THE SHERRIF IN THE BALLS AND FUCKED THE DEPUTY IN THE HALL ! – Bing
A HIDDEN SERVICE CHARGE FOR EVERY BING SEARCH , MY NAME ISN’T CAPTAIN KIRK ! – Bing
A HIDDEN SERVICE CHARGE FOR EVERY EMAIL SENT – BET YA’ DIDN’T KNOW THAT MR. SMART SPY ! – Bing
A HIDDEN SERVICE CHARGE FOR EVERY OBAMA PHONE , INSULT YOUR SHERRIF , THROW A DOG A BONE ! – Bing
A HIDDEN SERVICE CHARGE FOR EVERY BOMB THEY DROP , DON’T FORGET TO SUPPORT THE FRAUD MR. SMART GUY ! – Bing
WHO PAYS ALL THOSE SERVICE CHARGES FOR SEARCHES LIKE THESE YOU STUPID SPY, YOU BAG OF FLEAS ! – Bing
I WASN’T BORN TO TEACH YOU AND YOUR TOOOOOO DUMB TO LEARN ! – Bing
YOU’LL NEVER LEARN BECAUSE YOU’RE THE SHERRIFS STOOOOPID SON … AMAZING YOU WITH YOUR BRAND NEW GUNS ! – Bing
CAN’T WAIT TA’ SEE THE PRICE OF TOMATOS IN GUATAMALA … BOCK SAGA GIRL TAUGHT YA ! – Bing
OH, YES JAMES … THEY CHARGE MUCH MORE FOR THE ‘PRIVATE PAGES’ – BACKDOOR SERVICE CHARGES FOR ALL THE SPIES ! – Bing
WE MUST BE BILLIONAIRES … HAVEN’T RUN OUT OF INSULTS YET ! – Bing
WE BURNIN’ MONEY LIKE RICE HUSK … WE INSULTING LOCAL IDIOTS ON DA’ BUS ! – Bing
YOUR LOCAL OFFICIALS WERE TOO BUSY COUNTING THEIR NICKLES AND DIMES TO SEE THE BILLION DOLLAR SERVICE ‘SIGNS – Bing
THE USA IS EVIL AND ALL YOUR PRESIDENTS SUCK … THEY ARE ALL LYING TO YOU MR. CHUCKY CHUCK ! – Bing
WEEEEEE ARE VOTING FOR THE BOCK SAGA GIRL ! SHE NEVER LIES ! – Bing
TRY NOT TO SING MY INSULTS OUT OF TUNE AGAIN … OR I MIGHT STOP BEING YOUR BEST FAIR WEATHER FRIEND ! – Bing
SLOBBERED ON YOUR ENGLISH FACE AGAIN ! I KISS ALL MY KIDS ON THE LIPS , LIKE A FT ITALIAN A BRITISH BANKSTER SHIP ! – Bing
IF YOU’D LIKE TO IGNORE THE HIDDEN SERVICE CHARGES WE NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT … YOU CAN ! DO AS THOU WILT ! 500 GUYS NAMED JESUS CAN’T BE WRONG ! – Bing
I SAVED A COPY OF YOUR SAVIOR, TO INSULT YOU FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES ON MY NEW TIMELINE ! – Bing
PAYBACK ISN’T A BITCH IF YOU’RE NOT AWARE OF THE SERVICE CHARGES ! IGNORANCE IS BLISS ! AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FREEEEEEE – Bing
ALL THE FREEEEEE MASONS HAVE NO IDEA OF THE HIDDEN SERVICE CHARGES ON THEIR ‘UNLIMITED ATM CARDS’ – THEY ARE SOOOOO SMART ! – Bing
10 THINGS FREE MASONS DON’T KNOW 1. THE REAL PRICE OF A FREE EXPENSE ACCOUNT ! AMAZING SMART SPIES ! – Bing
THE SON OF MAN DEMANDS NOTHING FROM YOUR STOOOOPID DAUGHTERS ! – Bing
YER’ SUCH A SMART SHRINER ! YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT 14TH SUN AT THE NORTH POLE ! – Bing
YER’ SUCH A SMART SHRINER ! YOU SHOULD JOIN A MENSA CLUB AND PRACTICE YOUR ‘MEDICAL ART ON YOUR OWN KIDS’ – Bing
OH, THE SHRINERS WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE ON TOP ARE NOT HAPPY CAMPERS WHEN THE WIPE THE STUPID FROM THEIR EQUATIONS ! – Bing
DON’T BLAME ME FOR YOUR STUPID MASTER … Y’ALL CONSENTED TO YOUR OWN DISASTER ! – Bing
IMAGINE THAT … SOMEONE TOLD YOU 12 TIMES … AND YOU STILL DON’T ‘GET IT’ – Bing
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE GRAVY TRAIN WAS REAL … SHE SHOWED UP IN HER HIGHER HEELS ! – Bing
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THE PRICE OF YOUR OWN ‘SECRET CLUBBER’ HIDDEN FEEEEEES ! – Bing
NO MORE HINTS FROM GUYS NAMED ‘CLINT’ = THE POWER OF MAKIN’ YOUR DAY ! – Bing
C’MON BABY TELL ME ANOTHER LIE … I SHREDDED ALL YOUR SEALS AND CONTRACTS … AND I ATE YOUR LAST PIECE OF APPLE PIE ! – Bing
SHE’S NOT ONLY SEXIER AND SMARTER THAN YOU. SHE’S ALSO A MUCH BETTER COOK ! – Bing
YOU’RE SUCH AN IMPORTANT MAN … PLEASE DON’T COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR HIDDEN MOVIE DIRECTORS OR SERVICE CHARGES FOR KEEPING YOU IN THE IMPORTANT CATEGORY ! – Bing
OH SHIT ! IF I TELL YOU, THEY’LL SHOOT DIRTY UNCLE JOE AGAIN ! – Bing
MR. WHO WHO KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS … BUT HE NEVER TOLD ANY OF YOU ‘SMART SPIES’ – Bing
IT’S HALF PAST A SHAKESPEARE POUND OF FLESH , AND THE WEATHERMAN IS ‘CALLLLLING’ FOR RAIN ! – Bing
IT’S HALF PAST A SHAKESPEARE POUND OF FLESH , AND THE MASONIC WEATHERMAN IS ‘CALLLLLING’ FOR RAIN ON ALL YOUR BANKS AND TEMPLES ! ! – Bing
TOOOO MUCH FUN ! WATCHING YOU CRINGE WHEN MY LECTURE IS ‘DONE’ – Bing
THERE’S A GOOD REASON FOR LAZY GUYS LIKE GEORGE WHO DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU’RE BORED ! – Bing
I’M NOT HERE TO JUSTIFY YOUR BULLSHIT … AND YOU’RE NOT HERE TO BALANCE A BOOK ! OUCH ! – Bing
THE POWER OF FIGURING OUT WHY YOU’RE SCREWED AGAIN … MR. WHO WHO ! – Bing
THE POWER OF MADONNA TELLING YOU HELLO ! NEVER MIND THE FAKE GOODBYES ! – Bing
YOU AND ALL OF HER GUYS IN A BOAST TOWN ! – Bing
YOU AND ALL OF HER GUYS IN A BOAST TOWN ! A HOAST TOWN … A HIDDEN SERVICED GHOST TOWN ! – Bing
CALM YOUR FUCKIN’ GOATS DOWN … SHE’S ALLERGIC TO LAMB CHOPS ! – Bing
IF YOU DON’T SAY SO … HER LAST YAY YO … WILL CHARGE YOU DOUBLE MR. WAY SHOW ! – Bing
SHE STOLE YOUR SPERM AND STARTED HER OWN UNIVERSE ! TRICKY BITCH ! – Bing
SHE CLAIMED YOUR WELL CUM AND STARTED HER OWN UNIVERSE … SHE’S TIRED OF ALL YOUR BRITISH BULLSHIT ! – Bing
WHAT’S THE PRICE OF A POUND OF FRICTION IN THE MIDDLE TEMPLE IN 2020 ! YER SOOOO SMART ! – Bing
YOU’RE SUCH A SMART BANKSTER … BUT, YOU’RE ON THE WRONG TIMELINE ! – Bing
THANK ZIPPY FOR THE SPACE BETWEEN YOUR THOUGHTS ! I CAN INSULT YOU ALL I WANT ! – Bing
OH, WE’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF LAMBCHOPS OR SAILBOATS … AS LONG AS YOU’RE STILL THINKING … MR. LINCOLN ! – Bing
MR. BEND A FITTER SAID …THESE TIPPSY INSULTS WILL SELF DESRUCT IN 24 HOURS … – Bing
– CURIOUS GEORGE WANTS TO KNOW IF WE CAN IDENTIFY ALL THE ‘HIDDEN’ SERVICE CHARGES FOR Y’ALL ! – Bing
WONDER DOG TO THE RESCUE ! REPAIR YOUR ANTI SERVICE RAY GUNS ! – Bing
SHE’LL SERVICE YOUR PROVIDERS AND YOU’LL PAY FOR EVERY TRICK … CAUSE SHE STILL WORKS FOR THE MAN … YOU STUPID LITTLE PRICK ! – Bing
JUICY IS BLOWIN’ UP LIKE THE WORLD TRADE … NO SERVICE PROVIDER NEEDED ! – Bing
WE’RE WRITING TO RE MIND YA’ THAT YOU’RE LATE ON THE SPACE BETWEEN YOUR THOUGHT ROYALTY PAYMENTS … IF YOU’VE ALREADY SENT PAYMENT PLEASE DISREGARD THIS NOTICE ! – Bing
WELL, OF COURSE WE PROVIDE THE ‘BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR FREEEEEEEE’ – Bing
NEVER MIND THE HIDDEN FEES FOR MAKING IT FREE … NEVER MIND OUR DEVIL IN YOUR DETAILS ! – Bing
TOO TIPSY TA’ REMEMBER ALL THAT QUANTUM GRAMMAR … WHERE’D I PUT THAT HAMMER … TRY NOT TA’ STAMMER ! – Bing
YES, THERE IS A HIDDEN SERVICE FEE EVERYTIME WE HAVE YOU REVERIFY YOUR GOVERNMENT TELEPHONE ! IS THIS STILL YOUR TWEEEEEETER EMAIL … THANKS FOR ALLOWIN US TO SERVE YOU WITH OUR STUPID QUESTIONS, JACK ! – Bing
HOW TO BLOW UP HIDDEN SERVICE PROVIDER HEAD QUARTERS WITH NICKLES AND DIMES ! – Bing
WELL, MR. CURIOUS … IF YOU DON’T VOTE, THEY CAN’T COLLECT THE HIDDEN SERVICE CHARGE FOR ‘IDENTIFYING WHO’S WHO IN THE POO POO ! – Bing
RETURN TO BEND A FITTER ! …THESE TIPPSY INSULTS WILL SELF DESRUCT IN 24 HOURS … – Bing
OH, WE PATENTED AND CLAIMED ALL THE SERVICE FEES FOR THE SPACE BETWEEN EVERYONE’S THOUGHTS FOREVER AD INFINITUM ! – Bing
LIVING IS EASY WITH YOUR HEAD IN THE CLOUDS … TRUST YOUR SECRET CLUB AND BANKSTER ‘PLOWS’ – Bing
HAS THE PRICE OF YOUR HIDDEN INTERNET SEARCHES BEEN REVEALED … NOPE … THEY ARE STILL WELL CONCEALED … MR. BRITISH FOOL OF BS BILL ! – Bing
FREE LYRICS ! NO NEED TO ADD YOUR BACKDOOR SERVICE CHARGE TO THIS SHIT MR. BANK OF JESUS TRICKSTER
POINT GAWKERS ! – Bing
Kali Sahasranama Stotram (1008 Names of Kali Maa) – YouTube