JESUS IS A SAUSAGE & GOD IS A DOG

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RANKIN’ YORE ANKELS
TO A LANKY WITCH BEAT

DON’T GET ME STARTED
ON YOUR BIG NOSE PETE

TRY NOT TO STEP
ON YOUR OWN 2 FEET


PETER’S GOT A STACK
ANNIE’S JUMPIN’ AGAIN

TELL THE LARD YOU CREATED
TO STOP LAUGHIN’

SHOW SOME RESPECT
PAY ATTENTION


JESUS IS A SAUSAGE
GOD IS A DOG

SUSEJ TONGUE TWISTER
PROVE IT BOB

DON’T GET ME STARTED
ON YOUR SAINT NICK CLAWS


JESUS IS A SAUSAGE
GOD IS A DOG

DON’T GET ME STARTED
ON YOUR SINEP SLUAP

9 X QUICKLY
JUST BECAUSE


SHE GOT THE RED WINE BLUES
ON THE WAY TO SHANGHAI

SHE GOT THE RIGHT TO SCREAM
AND THE RIGHT TO CRY

JESUS IS A SUASAGE
AND THAT’S NO LIE


FUCK ALL OF YOU
PATRIOTIC SPIES

FUCK ALL OF YOUR
STUPID LIES

YOU’RE ALL WORTH
MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE

ANY MORE QUESTIONS ?
ANY MORE COMMENTS ?


SHE’S READY TA’ SPIN
PAY ATTENTION:

IS THERE A VINE WORTH SHAKIN’
NORTH OF SHIN JINN

HE’S DUMB AND HE’S RICH
ON THE HIGH WAY AGAIN


NEVER FORGET
PAY ATTENTION

ALL YOUR ANKS ARE MOORED
TO THEIR SYN APPY DOTS

SPELL IT BACKWARDS
AND FLIP THE TOP


I’M NOT FLOGGIN’ MOLLY
AND I’M NOT LOST AT SEA

I’M TRADIN’ GUNS FOR BULLETS
MARK IT WITH A ‘B’

CHARLIE MANSON AND BUDDHA
NEVER LIED ABOUT ME


THERE IS ONLY ONE CUNT TREE
YOUR VAGINA RHYMES WITH

AND IT’S NOT IN TEXAS
NEVER MIND THE MYTHS

SWING AND A MISS
IT’S HARD TO RESIST


THIS WON’T HURT ME
MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU

LET’S HAVE A PICNIC
AND BURN A FEW

BRING YOUR OWN EGO
BRING YOUR OWN TRUTH


WE’LL LOCK ‘EM UP
AND ROAST A FEW


BURN A BRICK HOUSE DOWN
IF YA’ PROMISE TO
SPLIT THE DHARMA
AND THE I.O.U’S


AMAZING HAM
AMAZING SCAMS
AMAZING GODS
IN FAR AWAY LANDS


WHERE DID YOU GRIND
THESE DELICIOUS WHY’S


HOW DID YOU FIND OUT WHO

FUCKED UP THESE WORDS

FOR ME AND YOU

ME AND YOU

AND A DOG

NAMED BOO


BOO

DAH !


MRS. JONES WILL DO ANYTHING HER GOOD LOOKIN’
EVIL SOAP OPERA DOCTOR WANTS HER TO !

SHE’S A BELIEVER
IN THE DECIEVERS

THEY GOT THEIR TRANSMITTORS
IN HER RECIEVERS

JESUS IS HER SAUSAGE
AND GOD IS HER DOG

DON’T YOU DARE PISS HER OFF
WITH YOUR SECOND THOUGHT !


KEEP YOUR SCRATCH PAD
PRIVATE BOB !

YOU WOULD NEVER WANT THE VAMPIRES
IN CHRISTIAN VILLAGE TO KNOW

THAT

BUDDHA WAS SUPERIOR
AND JESUS WAS A SAUSAGE