11 Yiddish Insults ? Only 11 ?

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11 Yiddish Insults Every Jewish Woman Should Know

By Jessica Klein October 18, 2017

Though my partner grew up in a family of Salvation Army Christians, a group he describes as “cheerful” and “reserved,” he’s been infatuated with aspects of Jewish culture ever since we started dating. This infatuation led to him buy The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Learning Yiddish at Barnes and Nobles one weekend afternoon, an off-brand For Dummies style book that takes readers through basic Yiddish in phonetic English spelling.

I don’t speak Yiddish myself, besides the words most English speakers know (schlep, schmuck) and what I learned taking Yiddish lessons for one year in college. Our teacher, a 90-year-old man with tobacco-stained fingers and a warm, crinkly smile, spent more time telling us stories of his youth (in which he escaped the Holocaust) and old Jewish jokes (in which an old Jewish lady goes into a restaurant repeating the phrase, “Oy vey”) than he did going over grammar and vocabulary.

So when my partner brought home The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Learning Yiddish, I flipped through it to see if I, too, was an idiot capable of learning Yiddish. Towards the end of the book, I came across a section titled “Morons and Misfits” in which I was told I would “meet the nudniks and numbskulls,” the “fools and the villains of Jewish life.”

Reading through this list, I realized I’d stumbled upon a treasure trove of expressive insults unlike any of the words I’d previously used to mock my worst enemies—namely, men. In alphabetical order, here are some Yiddish insults that are so specific they won’t leave your male subjects with any doubt as to why you’re casting aspersions (if they can understand you, that is):

1. Alter noyef = Dirty old man

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Alter means “old” (a fact I retained from Yiddish class), so noyef must translate to “dirty man.” This insult could describe the various men who have recently made it into the news for sexually assaulting and harassing women. From Harvey Weinstein (who led this latest round of the media outing sex offenders) to Amazon Studios head Roy Price, it’s important to call these men out for what they really are: alter noyefs, harassers, and rapists.

2. Chazer = A pig; piggish person

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Also applicable to the deplorable Weinstein and friends, this insult describes someone who is “dirty” or “hypocritical.” While the Yiddish connotes an anti-religious sentiment (since pigs aren’t kosher), this interpretation also plays into the deceptive qualities of a chazer, who may try and appear “kosher-looking” but is, deep down, not to be trusted.

3. Dumkopf = A dunce

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Kopf translates to “head” in English, so this insult literally means “dumb-head.” This is a great, easy insult for any savvy, Jewish girl on the go who may not have time to come up with a complex dis for someone who’s so not worth the effort. Dumb-head will do just fine for your average fuck bois, DJs, and cab drivers who almost run you over while you have a walk signal.

4. Farshtunkener = Smelly, malodorous person

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This insult can apply literally and figuratively. Someone can have a stinky attitude or a stinky body—or both! That makes this affront both versatile and really fun to say. Of course, while some innocent people can’t help their body odor, other smelly people clearly mean to offend your senses on purpose. So the next time a noxious man stands too close, you can threateningly mumble “farshtunkener” under your breath, and he should be moving shortly.

5. Fonferer = A double-talker

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cont’d … heyalma.com