YOUR ‘PRIVATE PENNSYLVANIA GROCERY STORE’ DEPENDS ON MY VERY PUBLIC HIGHWAYS AND SIDEWALKS TO WHAT … ?

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CORRECT ANSWER: EXIST

When did asking questions and giving answers in the land of FICTION stop being amusing ?

CORRECT ANSWER: WHEN YOUR FREEDOM TO IMAGINE THINGS AND GIVE YOUR OPINION IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE UPSET THEIR FEELINGS

WHAT’S THE PUNISHMENT FOR FALSE ACCUSATIONS IN YOUR TOWN ? DO THEY CHARGE LESS FOR A BAG OF FALSE ACCUSTATION THAN THEY DO IN A BIG CITY ?

WHO DIED AND MADE YOU GOD ?

LAST TIME I CHECKED.. NOBODY !

YES, WE ARE STILL WRITING FICTION, AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, DON’T READ … THE CNNNN FACT BASED NEWS IS AROUND THE CORNER OVER THE BRIDGE AND TO THE LEFT … IF YOU’RE LOOKIN’ FOR FOLKS WHO ARE OFFICIALLY VERIFED TO SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL PEN PUSHIN’ OWNERS NARRATIVE …

IS IT STILL ADVISABLE TO THINK GLOBABLLY AND ACT LOCALLY ? OR SHOULD WE JUST LET THE FEERLESS PEARLESS SMART GUYS WHO ENJOY READING LAW BOOKS DO THAT FOR US … SURE WOULDN’T WANT TA’ DO ANYTHING RUIN CHAPTER 3 !

IS IT A CRIME FOR WRITERS TO SKETCH SCENARIOS IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE ? LET’S ASK THE PUBLIC SQUARE SCENARIO EXPERTS ! YES, WE’LL HAVE TA’ GO TO THE DEPARTMENT OF OFFICIAL SCENARIO FICTION INSPECTORS … HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE NO PRIVATE HIGHWAYS OR ROADS IMPEDING OUR TRAVEL ON THE WAY TO FINDING OUT THE CORRECT ANSWER !

Y’ALL SUCK. FUCK Y’ALL !

WHAT COUNTRY ARE WE IN ? WHAT’S THE REAL NAME OF THE REAL COUNTRY WE’RE IN ? MAYBE THEY CHANGED THE NAME OF IT TO … THE COUNTRY OF FALSE ACCUSATIONS !

THAT KIND OF FICTION PROBABLY ONLY APPLIES TO CHARACTERS AND ACTORS IN THE FALSE ACCUSATIONS FOR PROFIT’S JURISDICTION !

—— BACK TO THE REAL FACE MASKS IN THE FICTION —– CAN YOUR EXPERTS BE SURE THAT THIS PART OF THE PLAY IS SAFE —- THEY’VE NEVER BEEN WRONG BEFORE, HAVE THEY —– SO MANY FICTIONAL QUESTIONS —– NONE OF THESE QUESTIONS REGARDING FACE MASKS WOULD HAVE EVER BEEN ADDED TO CHAPTER 5 IF WE DIDN’T SEE FOLKS WORKING ALL DAY WEARING THEM ….

GEE, IF IT WAS JUST A SIX FOTTER THINGY DINGY, MINUS THE MASK , WE’D PROBABLY NEVER HAVE NOTICED THE ‘CLAIMS OF POSSIBLE HARM BEING DONE NOT ONLY TO THE FOLKS WEARING THEM, BUT THE TALK ABOUT ALL THAT BACTERIA THAT GETS TOSSED INTO PUBLIC GARGABE CANS ON THE PUBLIC LAND RIGHT NEXT TO THE PRIVATE GROCERY STORES THAT OFFER TA’ PICK OUT YER’ BANANAS FOR YA’

BUT, FOLKS DON’T WANT TO WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW’S WHAT IF’S TODAY …. NOT REALLY …. FOLKS JUST ASSUME THE ‘EXPERTS MUST KNOW WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT !

BACK TO THE STORY …. WHATS THE ZIP CODE WE’RE USING IN THIS STORY ?

IS THE GALACTIC COURT STILL A CARTOON ?

WELL, WE’RE STILL ASKING THE SAME IDIOTS PUBLICLY ! IS KING JIMMY STILL AS DUMB AS YOUR FAKE QUEEN ?

IF THIS FICTION HELPS TO WAKE A FEW OF YOU WHO SPENT 6 YEARS GET A LAW DEGREE … WELL, MAYBE IT WAS WORTH TYPING IT …. FUN WITH PHONETICS !

WE’LL LET YOU USE YOUR OWN IMAGINATION TO FILL IN THE BLANKS ! ALL IMAGINATIONS COUNT IN THE LAND OF FICTION !

;—; PHOTO OF YOUR FAVORITE GIANT EAGLE GOES HERE ;—; in the movie we can add a few private helicopters landing on the private roof to pick up their groceries … until they can sort out the endless connections between the public roads they are not allowed to use until a meeting of the minds can be reached …. oh, let’s hope they don’t just close it down and walk away … then the local folks would have to replace it …. and there is no guarantee the replacement would be less full of nonsense than the current one

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NOTICE TO GIANT EAGLES IN PENNSYLVANIA STATE IS NOTICE TO ALL GROCERY STORES SELF EVIDENTLY DEFINING THEIR BUSINESSES AS ‘PRIVATE’ AND EXISTING WITHIN 1 MILE OF ANY PUBLIC ROADS, BRIDGES, OR OTHER PUBLIC INFRASTRUCTURES

IF YOU OWN YOUR OWN PRIVATE ISLAND AND ARE IN NO WAY DEPENDENT ON OR INDEBTED TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING IN THE PUBLIC REALMS, YOU CAN IGNORE THIS NOTICE, AS IT ONLY APPLIES TO FOLKS WHO LIKE TO MISCONSTRUE, TWIST AND TURN, OBUSCATE AND PERVERT THEIR EXAGGERATED CLAIMS OF PRIVACY IN COURTS OF LEGALESE , ALBEIT LAND SEA AIR OR FIRE … OR EVEN SALVAGE … OR EVEN HOLY… MATTERS NOT IN THE OBVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OF THE ABILITY TO EXIST.

WE INTEND TO REST OUR CASE ON YOUR FACE FOR YOUR ARROGANT CLAIMS, SPREADING FALSE EMERGENCY SCANDEMIC RUMORS AND CAUSING PAIN, HARM AND DISTRESS IN REGARDS TO OUR CONNECTED PRODIGY AND OTHER GOOD FOLKS WHO HAPPENED TO PLAY A VITAL PART IN CONSTRUCTING THOSE ‘PUBLIC PIPELINES, HIGHWAYS AND SIDEWALKS, NOT TO MENTION ALL THE OTHER UTILITIES YOUR UNLAWFUL ILLOGICAL CLAIM OF PRIVACY MAKES USE OF TO ‘EXIST’

YOU ARE STILL DEFINED AS A VERY CO-DEPENDENT ‘SERVANT’ AND SERVICE PROVIDER IN THIS TIMELINE — ALTHOUGH CURRENT PERSPECTIVE WOULD HAVE YOU REDEFINED AS PARANOID, EVIL N.W.O SHIT FOR BRAIN USURPERS AND PIRATES ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY THAT WHICH THE PRIMARY CREATOR HAS ORDAINED EQUALLY AS PART OF HIS EQUATION —

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OH, AND IT MATTERS NOT IF YOU’RE A SUBSIDIARY OF AN OFFSHORE CORPORATION. TAKING ADVANTAGE OF LINGUISTICS TO MANDATE ANYTHING FALSE OR MISLEADING IN WAYS WHICH ARE PROVEN TO CAUSE HARMS PUTS YOUR ENTIRE ENTERPRISE IN THE CATEGORY KNOWN AS ‘CRIMINAL’ BY YOUR OWN DEFINITIONS, NEVER MIND OURS WHICH WOULD DEFINE YOU AS EVEN LESS …

IF YOU DO NOT APPEAR IN THE GALACTIC COURT ON THE DAY REQUESTED ; IT WILL BE VIEWED AS A FLAGRANT VIOLATION OF ALL PARTS OF THE EQUATIONS THAT HAVE ALLOWED YOU TO EXIST UP TO AND INCLUDING THIS POINT IN TIME.

FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND THE BIG GOD’S ALL CAPS DOG LATIN IS NO EXCUSE TO NOT APPEAR.

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DATE YOU SHALL APPEAR BEFORE THE ONE WHO HAS ALLOWED YOU TO EXIST IS HEREBY GIVEN AS: WITHIN 24 HOURS OF LOOKING IN ANY MIRROR WHICH YOU RELY ON EVERYDAY TO SHAVE, COMB YOUR HAIR, STRAIGHTEN YOUR TIES, POWDER YOUR FACES, ADJUST YOUR WIGS, ETC..

gee ! the date in the novel must have really ruffled someone’s feathers … but, if it woke ’em up a bit then the mirror time is a really good Stephen King kind of thought …. sure wouldn’t want to use a regular time on a real timeline or they might confuse things and the entire chapter would have to be rewritten again !

side note; it is legal for spell checkers to misspell things … and no matter how much you complain about it, they are busy doing it in 2020 ! everywhere we look, words are being misspelled ! there’s a real rabbit hole !

BE SURE TO BRING PROOF OF ABILITY TO EXIST PRIVATELY WITHOUT RELYING ON ANYTHING DEFINED AS PUBLIC IN THE EVERYDAY COMMON SENSE OF THE WORD.

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what shall we call this book ? how about, the giant eagle who thought he could, c’mon you can do it ! or how about the public road that refused to budge ! ?