STAGES OF ‘CYBER’ INTERNET ‘ADDICTION’ ?

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  1. IT’S FUN ! COME ON ! WE CAN PLAY ANOTHER GAME OF SUPER MARIO ! YOU’RE MOM WON’T BE HOME FOR 2 HOURS !
  2. OUR FAVORITE MUSIC IS ALL IN ONE PLACE !
  3. WE DON’T HAVE TO SPEND ANY MONEY ON A STAMP OR ENVELOPE TO WRITE A REAL LETTER ANYMORE ! WE HAVE EMAIL ! NO REASON TO WASTE ANYMORE TIME STOPPING BY THE POST OFFICE !
  4. LOOK AT ALL THE BEAUTIFUL SEXY PEOPLE ! THEY ALL LOOK SO MUCH BETTER AND HAPPIER THAN THEY DO IN REAL LIFE ! OH, AND WE DON’T HAVE TO GO TO NUDE BEACHES TO COMPARE BOOBS ANYMORE !
  5. MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS OVERNIGHT … JUST SEND US A SMALL INVESTMENT AND WE’LL TELL YOU HOW ! READ THE TESTIMONIES FROM FOLKS MAKING MILLIONS A YEAR USING OUR AFFILIATE CODES !
  6. NOBODY WATCHES TV ANYMORE ! TV NEWS IS ALL LIES ! ALL THE TRUE NEWS IS ONLINE ! AND IT’S CHEAPER THAN CABLE !
  7. OH, NO ! THE SKY IS FALLING ! TIME TO WAKE UP YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND LET THEM READ ALL ABOUT IT ! IF YOU DON’T WAKE THEM UP YOU’RE A PART OF THE PROBLEM !
  8. YOU’LL NEED TO START YOUR VERY OWN ACCOUNT (BEFORE WE START TERMINATING THE ONES WE DON’T APPROVE OF) FOR FREE !
  9. OOOPS ! MY TRUTH TELLER ACCOUNT WAS TERMINATED ! I NEED TO GET MY VERY OWN WEBSTITE AND KEEP ALL MY SHIT ON MY OWN SITE ! – THIS IS COMPLICATED !
  10. DOING THE ABOVE 9 THINGS ENDS UP TAKING UP ALL YOUR TIME ! NOT TO MENTION YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE AND PLAY CHESS AND WATCH ALL THE OLD TIME MOVIES AND … AND … AND …
  11. NOW, WE ARE LISTENING TO MUSIC , PLAYING A GAME OF CHESS , ANSWERING MESSAGES FROM FOLKS WE NEVER MET , CHECKING OUR AFFILIATE ACCOUNTS (MADE 10 DOLLARS LAST MONTH), UPDATING OUR WEBSITES , SPREADING THE ‘TRUTH’ , USING SKYPE TO TALK TO FOLKS FREE , LISTENING TO SEXY GIRLS MOAN OUR IP , VOTING FOR PRESIDENTS OF BANKRUPT CORPORATIONS , ETC. ——- ALL IN THE SAME HOUR !
  12. YES, DOING 3 OR 4 OF THE ABOVE CYBER ACTIVITIES IS ADDICTING !
  13. OH, NOW WE HAVE TO FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT TO NOT ONLY PARTY, BUT DEMAND FREEDOM OF SPEECH ONLINE … AND PLEASE FIGURE OUT THIS ECHO CHAMBER … THE ONE THAT KEEPS US STUPID ! WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING ABLE TO IMPORT TAX FREE WINE FROM SPAIN, OR CHEAP OTC DRUGS FROM MEXICO , OR … GOTTA FIGHT TO KEEP THIS THING WE ARE ADDICTED TO FREEEEEEEEE !
  14. AND THE MORE WE FIGHT TO KEEP IT FREEEEEEE, THE MORE ADDICTED WE BECOME TO IT …

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER HOW TO TIE THEIR OWN SHOES OR OPEN A CAN OF SOUP ANYMORE ?

PROOF THAT A ‘SELF EVIDENT SELF’ TYPED THIS DOG LATIN JOT OFF THE TOP OF A HEAD WITH PART OF A BRAIN THAT SILL WORKS GOES HERE (UNLESS THE SELF CHANGES MIND AND DECIDES TO PUT IT SOMEWHERE ‘ELSE’ )

END OF SCRATCHPAD JOT …

WHERE ONE THING ENDS, ANOTHER THING ALWAYS BEGINS ….

FUCK Y”ALL !

IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT USING THE INTERNET TO ‘TRADE’ CYBER COINS BASED ON FAITH … AND ‘DATING’ BASED ON ‘PROFILES’ ARE A BIG PART OF THE EQUATION …

IT REALLY IS ADDICTING TRYING TO ADD ANOTHER 10K TO YOUR IMAGINARY FLASH DRIVE BANK BALANCE – CREATED BY NWO CONTROLLERS TRYING TO REPLACE ONE SCAM FOR ANOTHER SCAM – IT’S ALSO ADDICTING TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO’S WHO IN THE FLAT EARTH CRATER PRISON PLANET EATH WORLD PECKING ORDER ! NEVER MIND COMPLAINING ON A DAILY BASIS ABOUT ALL THE ‘PATCHES’ REQUIRED TO KEEP YOUR IMAGINATION HEALTHY !