ConspiriTours

All aboard ! Buckle Up !

If you feel sea sick and you must …

… we have provided real BROWN PAPER bags

tucked neatly under every seat … we are not responsible

for heart attacks, strokes, fainting spells

brain tumors, hyperventilation … etc …

You agree to ride this roller coaster at your own risk !

If you shoot the messenger, the messenger will shoot back !

Red Titanic – White Rabbit (Dubstep Version)