How To Apostille What ?

A Maryland Birth Certificate signed by the state registrar ?

IF BIRTH CERTIFICATES WERE NO BIG DEAL …


THEN WHY WOULD THEY BE RECORDED IN ANOTHER ‘COUNTRY.’ WHY WOULD A PLACENTA NEED ‘REGISTERED’ AND ‘RECORDED’ AND ‘CLAIMED’ AND WHY WOULD SUCH CONFUSION AND DECEPTION SURROUND THEM …


OH, IT’S BECAUSE AMERICANS LOVE TO COMPLICATE THINGS … THAT’S WHY THEY’RE ALWAYS SIMPLIFYING THINGS ….


SURE … JUST ANOTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY … YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE ISN’T BEING TRADED ON WALL STREET … IT’S JUST A PIECE OF PAPER ….


OH, LOOK … WHY WOULD THIS APOSTILLE THING BE ‘AVAILABLE’ … OH, THAT’S JUST BECAUSE SOME FOLKS LIKE FANCY PIECES OF PAPER TO HANG ON THEIR WALLS ! YA’ THINK !