(pic of sexy smokers sitting at a slot machine goes here)
we deleted this page the last time we were in the mood for deleting things … we kind of miss this page … and this page kind of misses the idiots that created it in the first place … so, TIP Z TIP IS BACK AGAIN … by popular demand ! with a TIP to save smokers on the fast trains $500 buckafuckinroos a month ! believe it or not !
sure, we believe ya ! you only smoke 1 pack of cigarettes a day, until ya’ start workin’ at home doing the same useless things ya’ used ta’ do at your chemical infested office cubicle ! we hope you’ve learned to roll your own by now ! BUT TIP Z TIP found a way to avoid rolling them ! believe it or not ! #Bet
buy 20 packs of CHEYENE classic ‘cigar’ cigarettes … mostly natural tobacco … not quite the same as zig zag … but, close enough … next buy 2 boxes of gambler cigarette tubes … now for the secret tip … TOP SECRET SMOKER TIP ! Do not show this tip to anyone on the Queen’s Privy Council …. or they’ll expand their SIN TAXES !
TAKE ONE OF THEY CHEYENE CIGARELLO THINGY DINGY’S AND TAKE ONE GAMBLER TUBE …
SQUEEZE, PINCH ROLL THE IP OF THE CIGARELLO … SO IT WILL FIT INTO THE END OF THE REGULAR CIGARETT TUBE (which is just slightyly wider) twist it in until it meets the end of — now you have 2 filters at the ends, normal white cigarette paper on the outside of the all natural cigarello … make sure ya’ don’t cut or snap the wrong end off …
THAT WAS EASY !
LOOKS LIKE A REAL CIGARETTE, BECAUSE IT … WELL, IT ALMOST IS … YOU CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE !
THINGS THEY NEVER TAUGHT YA’ IN MICROMETRY CLASS !
CIGARELLOS (CHEYENE) = 1.50 pack (save 8.50) + 20 tubes = .20 cents … = $1.70 USD per pack … (this is in the USA D.I.Y. ZONE folks) so, you even beat the average price of a pack of MEXICAN CIGARETTES – 2.50 – AND YOU SAVED AT LEAST $8.00 on a pack of brand name cigarettes (with the GOD DAMNED SIN AND SCHOOL TAXES ATTACHED TO THEM)
30 X 2 X 10 = 600 BUCKS per month (2 packs a day at averae price)
30 x 1 x 2 = 60 BUCKS per month (these cigarettes are stronger, so you only need to smoke a pack a day for real)
you just saved $540.00 ( OK, 480 if you smoke 2 packs – which you probably won’t)
NO ROLLING INVOLVED.
OH, AND DON’T FORGET TO SAVE ALL THOSE UNUSED FILTERS YA’ SNAPPED OFF THE ENDS … THEY MAY COME IN HANDY FOR OUR NEXT TIP !